Tag Archive | Humor

Trivium Pursuit: Get ready for a big belly-laugh

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters…

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Read more:  http://www.triviumpursuit.com/blog/2013/07/09/get-ready-for-a-big-belly-laugh/

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Inside the Liberal Mind

HERITAGE FOUNDATION: “How Modern Liberals Think”:

How Liberal Journalists Think:

Mark Steyn on Multiculturalism:

Thank You, Donna

Sometimes laughter is the best medicine, especially in perilous times.

I couldn’t help but chuckle at this call to an American radio station:

To her credit, Donna did realize her mistake and discusses it in this follow-up:

Thank you, Donna, for brightening my day — and watch out for all those deer when you are driving!

Nigel Farage Takes on the Eurocrats

HT:  Tundra Tabloids

John Branyan – The Three Little Pigs

For Spunky and Gentle Giant:

HT: A Lizard Lover’s Life

“Goodness Gracious Me – Christianity is Indian”

This video is in honor of my male family members, who can`t seem to stop watching it and enjoying its comic relief:

A 4-year-old’s Rationalizations

Gentle Giant, 14, is walking down the hall.  As he walks past Delightful, 4, she suddenly kicks him in the shins for no apparent reason.

Gentle Giant:  Ow!  Hey, that hurt!  Delightful, you know we don’t kick people.  That’s not nice.

Delightful:  I wasn’t kicking you.

Gentle Giant looks at Delightful skeptically.

Delightful:  I wasn’t!  I was giving you a high five.  On the leg.  With my foot.